CRIKEY! Ya just never know what you're gonna find in the outback!

The Japanese outback, that is. Living in the middle of nowhere, as I do, you sometimes see some surprising things.
But I didn't think that my first encounter with a dingo in the wild would be in Japan!



Woman: A dingo stole my baby!
Policeman: Well, could you describe the dingo, please ma'am?
Woman: It was white, with the number plate 33-44. And I think it was a '98 model...