Gloria
There is a new woman in my life: Gloria. She is a big lass, built for comfort, but incredibly stylish and sophisticated.

Unlike me...

I think that in a past life Gloria was a yakuza (japanese gangster) ride. As you can see, she has adequate trunk space for bodies. She also has a fantastic gunsight style hood ornament, so you can line up those pesky pedestrians with ease. She also has mood lighting in the back seat at night - how classy is that? Sadly, the Barry white cassette is an optional extra that my Gloria does not have.